sammmm

(via movieoftheday) too much like my saturday night. i cant...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:21:03 -0500

(via movieoftheday)

too much like my saturday night. i cant even.

nickholmes: Bat-limo. That’s where I had my senior prom....

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:45:15 -0500

nickholmes:

Bat-limo.

That’s where I had my senior prom. Be jealous.

fydisneymovies: UP (2009) Dug: Hi there. Carl: Did that dog...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:29:17 -0500

fydisneymovies:

UP (2009)

Dug: Hi there.
Carl: Did that dog just say Hi there?
Dug: Oh yes.
Carl: Whaa!
Dug: My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.
Carl: Wha…
Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel!…My master is good and smart.
Carl: It’s not possible!
Dug: Oh it is because my master is smart!

SAMARRRRAAAAAA!!!! I’m so excited to have an UP movie marathon and watch it over and over and over again.

Hi, my name is ___ and I'm currently _

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:45:51 -0500

princessleah7x:

alwaysmemberneverforget:

emergencyandi:

omfjeannei:

margmeow:

breannuhbear:

Hi, my name is Breanna and I’m currently crushing on a guy that wears hawaiian shorts almost all the time.

Hi, my name is Marg and I’m currently confused as to what I want.

Hi, my name is Jeannei and I’m currently crying for absolutely no reason.

Hi, my name is michelle and I’m currently in the school library with Aubrey.

Hi, my name is Jenniferliscious and I’m currently talking on the phone with THOMAS!!!!!!

Hi my name is Leah and I’m currently being shipped back halfway across the country because I got 3 F’s and two D’s this semester [fall] of my freshmen year of college.

Hi, my name is Samantha, and I’m currently turning into that obsessive girl from “he’s just not that into you,” and I refuse to believe he’s just not that into me.

txtsfrmlstnght: (978): watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:32:11 -0500

txtsfrmlstnght:

(978): watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.

…sounds like my roommate

txtsfrmlstnght: (516): i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to “the situation” so when u texted me...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:05:45 -0500

txtsfrmlstnght:

(516): i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to “the situation” so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
(631): i thought we decided on me being “the altercation” instead

i love long island

thesamegame: blakelytuten: (via tiresome) SAMMMMMMMM LOOK AT...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:57:40 -0500

thesamegame:

blakelytuten:

(via tiresome)

SAMMMMMMMM LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION.

WE WILL RECREATE THIS OVER BREAK (while watching the movie of course!!)

“Today I found out why Apple didn’t make a kids version of an iTouch phone. It’s...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:52:47 -0500

“Today I found out why Apple didn’t make a kids version of an iTouch phone. It’s because if they did, it would have to be called an iTouch kids. MLIA.”

Usually I like MLIA, but this is wrong on so many levels. IT’S NOT AN iTouch!!!! It’s an iPod Touch! And an iTouch phone would just be an iPhone!!! I’m extremely irritated by this.

thedailywhat: This Is Terrible, You Should Watch It of the Day:...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:21:20 -0500

thedailywhat:

This Is Terrible, You Should Watch It of the Day: Pokémon has been accused by Christians as promoting devil worship, but Jews as promoting antisemitism, by Muslims as promoting Zionism, and by jocks as promoting virginity.

I don’t know about any of that, but I do know that Muk spelled backwards is Kum.

[via.]

I love that when he says “Your children need to know theres a devil, and he hates them and he wants to ruin their life”, Jigglypuff is on the screen.

also, thanks kind sir for reminding me that everything in life is real. im just a child who plays video games and watches perverted primetime television (sometimes through the internet!), i dont know this.

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?? =\

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:13:45 -0500

Billy: Hmm. I don’t think so. Unless its a coupon that has an expiration date. Then, well, yeah.

haha billy i <3 you

(via nickholmes) SAMARAAAAAA!!!! i must meet this child

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:57:00 -0500

(via nickholmes)

SAMARAAAAAA!!!! i must meet this child

johncabrera: sarahcooley: fizzzzy: theofficeohword: Dwight:...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:07:20 -0500

johncabrera:

sarahcooley:

fizzzzy:

theofficeohword:

Dwight: I’ve seen this kid before. He’s one the kids who sneaks on my farm and steals my hemp.

———

Pizza guy: Yeah, I know that guy. He’s that farmer that grows really crappy weed.

4x03, “Launch Party”

how said is it that pizza delivery kid reminds me of my best friend in high school?

Is this the wheelchair kid from Glee?

I love that you call him the wheelchair kid! A season regular on one of the most popular shows on TV. I shall now also only refer to him as “the wheelchair kid”.

I realized Kevin McHale (aka wheelchair kid) was in this episode of The Office last weekend, so naturally I rewatched it.

fuckyeahcory: (thanks Jenny! :) at first i just thought...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:39:47 -0500

fuckyeahcory:

(thanks Jenny! :)

at first i just thought “aww how cute, little cory”

then i realized he’s dressed up as HARRY POTTER! <3<3<3

thesamegame: New Math - Bo Burnham(This makes me miss college...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:49:57 -0500

thesamegame:

New Math - Bo Burnham
(This makes me miss college :( meh)

SAMARA! bo burnham played a show at cornell in october!

(via fuckyeahtaylorlautner) just bought this at target. nbd.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:46:52 -0500

(via fuckyeahtaylorlautner)

just bought this at target. nbd.

"Currently, there are no well-accepted designations for the derivatives of jounce. The fifth and..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:29:21 -0500

“Currently, there are no well-accepted designations for the derivatives of jounce. The fifth and sixth derivatives of position as a function of time are “sometimes somewhat facetiously” [1][2] referred to (in association with “Snap”) as “Crackle” and “Pop”, from the cereal characters; however, these terms have not gained widespread acceptance.”

- AHAHA Snap Crackle and Pop!!! I’m geeking out right now! (from Wikipedia page on the fourth derivative: jounce aka “snap”)

"Gosh, the Rubik’s Cube is sooooooooo 1980s. You got that toy figured out when you were still..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:25:27 -0500

“Gosh, the Rubik’s Cube is sooooooooo 1980s. You got that toy figured out when you were still learning your times tables. (Yes, Sheldon, we realize you learned your times tables in the womb and a Rubik’s Cube didn’t fit in there.)”

- Think Geek e-mail. Love the reference, can’t wait to get season 2 on DVD =]

facepalm of the century?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:33:51 -0500

my college newspaper ran a new moon review parody yesterday, and the author called one character draco malfoy (with a disclaimer that she has no idea whether tom felton was in the movie and didn’t have the energy to look it up).

my first thought was: if there was any crossover between twilight and harry potter i would die.

and then i realized i’m an idiot.

thesamegame: Samara Squared.Never though I’d find a name...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:14:14 -0500

thesamegame:

Samara Squared.
Never though I’d find a name twin.

haha i know 2 samara’s here.

fydisneymovies: The Princess Diaries 2:Royal Engagement...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:17:09 -0500

fydisneymovies:

The Princess Diaries 2:Royal Engagement (2004)

oh heyyy its CP again =]

sammmm

(via movieoftheday) too much like my saturday night. i cant...

nickholmes: Bat-limo. That’s where I had my senior prom....

fydisneymovies: UP (2009) Dug: Hi there. Carl: Did that dog...

Hi, my name is _______ and I'm currently _____

txtsfrmlstnght: (978): watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like...

txtsfrmlstnght: (516): i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to “the situation” so when u texted me...

thesamegame: blakelytuten: (via tiresome) SAMMMMMMMM LOOK AT...

“Today I found out why Apple didn’t make a kids version of an iTouch phone. It’s...

thedailywhat: This Is Terrible, You Should Watch It of the Day:...

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?? =\

(via nickholmes) SAMARAAAAAA!!!! i must meet this child

johncabrera: sarahcooley: fizzzzy: theofficeohword: Dwight:...

fuckyeahcory: (thanks Jenny! :) at first i just thought...

thesamegame: New Math - Bo Burnham(This makes me miss college...

(via fuckyeahtaylorlautner) just bought this at target. nbd.

"Currently, there are no well-accepted designations for the derivatives of jounce. The fifth and..."

"Gosh, the Rubik’s Cube is sooooooooo 1980s. You got that toy figured out when you were still..."

facepalm of the century?

thesamegame: Samara Squared.Never though I’d find a name...

fydisneymovies: The Princess Diaries 2:Royal Engagement...

Hi, my name is ___ and I'm currently _